Spanish Castle illusion

I love optical illusions, particularly the ones that make use of ‘persistence of vision’. (You know, that little ‘quirk’ of our vision that gives us the illusion of continuous movement when we’re actually seeing a sequence of static pictures, as in a flip-book or a movie.)

Do go and try this one:

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Spanish Castle illusion


(BTW, although you’re ’supposed’ to stare at the dot for 30 seconds, I’ve found that five or ten seconds is usually long enough for the illusion to work.)

The Great British Breakfast

Having had a few heated discussions with people from various regions over the ‘correct’ composition of a ‘proper’ breakfast, I was curious enough to do some research on the subject. Authorities differ in some particulars, but the general consensus appears to be as follows…..

The ingredients of a Full English breakfast, or traditional fry-up, vary according to region and taste. At its heart, the meal consists of bacon and eggs, but to earn the title of a “Full English” a number of other ingredients are expected. The bacon and eggs are traditionally fried, but grilled bacon and poached or scrambled eggs may be offered as alternatives. Some of the additional ingredients that might be offered as part of a Full English breakfast include:
 buttered toast, fried bread, or bread and butter
 sausages
 fried or grilled tomatoes
 fried mushrooms
 black pudding (blood sausage)
 baked beans
 fried potatoes or bubble and squeak (originally a way to use up leftovers)
 condiments such as tomato ketchup and brown sauce.

The traditional Irish breakfast includes at least the following fried items: pork sausages, bacon rashers, egg(s), black pudding, halved mushrooms and white pudding. Toast or traditional brown soda bread are usually added, and other items may include boxty (although nowadays this is rare), hash browns, and fried mushrooms or fried tomato.

In Northern Ireland, the traditional Ulster fry differs from the traditional Irish breakfast in that it should include grilled or sometimes fried soda farls (flat bread leavened with baking soda) and fried potato farls (potato bread), but does not normally include white pudding.

A traditional Scottish breakfast includes bacon and fried eggs with sausage, fried mushrooms and tomatoes, fried bread or potato scones. The bacon is often grilled rather than fried and, less commonly, the sausages may be too. Local favourites such as black pudding, white pudding (bloodless sausage), kippers (hot smoked herring), or Arbroath smokies (smoked haddock) may be added. Oatcakes (plain, slightly salty oatmeal biscuits) or a buttery (a butter-enriched bread related to the French croissant and popular in the north of Scotland) might feature. Porridge, properly made with oatmeal and water and cooked with salt, is another likely option; it’s traditional to add a little milk to your serving, but not sugar!

In Wales, a traditional Welsh breakfast comprises grilled bacon, grilled pork sausages, black pudding, eggs (poached, scrambled or fried), grilled tomatoes, fried mushrooms, baked beans, and laverbread. (Laverbread is a Welsh delicacy produced from laver, an edible seaweed rich protein, iron, iodine, and vitamins B2, A, D and C. The laver is boiled for several hours, producing a gelatinous paste whih is then rolled in oatmeal and fried.)
 
The traditional breakfast drink throughout the British Isles is tea, most commonly a strong Indian blend served with full-cream milk and sugar.

(It all makes cereal, toast, and fruit juice seem a little paltry, doesn’t it? Anyone for a fry-up? )

Spelling Checker

I suspect that most of us who have been online for any significant length of time will have seen at least one version of the ’spelling checker’ rhyme, but did you know that virtually all are unauthorised and bowdlerised versions of the original?

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise was written by Jerrold H. Zar on June 29th 1992, and was first published in the January/February 1994 edition of the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

By the author’s own count, 123 of the 225 words in Candidate for a Pullet Surprise are incorrect (although all words are correctly spelled). If you’ve not seen this masterwork before, do go and read it ….. and never, ever, trust an automatic spelling checker!